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I am not a crook

I’m merely misunderstood

Boldly I proclaim

I am not a crook

the bug in the hotel room

can not be correct

I am not a crook

Rumours so falsely abound

In festering tmes

I am not a crook

murder infidel babies

in their bamboo huts

I am not a crook

hosting Thai whores in a room
not having a clue

I am not a crook

evidenced by a peace sign

insincerely waved

I am not a crook

the electorate was clean

hanging chads be damned

I am not a crook

faking shrapnel on the arm

riding a swift boat

I am not a crook

the smart bombs know exactly

what they are doing

I am not a crook

Heretics go to China

Falsify the word

I am not a crook

pistol whipping the hippies

deserving censure

I am not a crook

Blowjob in oval office

Behind my wife’s back

I am not a crook

Writ of Habeas Corpus

no longer valid

I am not a crook

the battles are relevant

to keeping freedom

I am not a crook

but liberal media

lies distort the truth

I am not a crook

I am the president and

I’m above the law

I am not a crook

bullying from the pulpit

with extreme swiftness

I am not a crook 

Releasing inmates from jail

to rape new victims

I am not a crook

Raising your taxes higher

after a promise

I am not a crook

in simplistic haiku burst

of pure denial

I am not a crook

though Seminole Indians

may beg to differ

I am not a crook

We begin bombing in five

Minutes—Is this on?