I AM NOT A CROOK

 

I am not a crook

I’m merely misunderstood

Boldly I proclaim

 

I am not a crook

the bug in the hotel room

can not be correct

 

I am not a crook

Rumours so falsely abound

In festering tmes

 

I am not a crook

murder infidel babies

in their bamboo huts

 

I am not a crook

hosting Thai whores in a room
not having a clue

 

I am not a crook

evidenced by a peace sign

insincerely waved

 

I am not a crook

the electorate was clean

hanging chads be damned

 

I am not a crook

faking shrapnel on the arm

riding a swift boat

 

I am not a crook

the smart bombs know exactly

what they are doing

 

I am not a crook

Heretics go to China

Falsify the word

 

I am not a crook

pistol whipping the hippies

deserving censure

 

I am not a crook

Blowjob in oval office

Behind my wife’s back

 

I am not a crook

Writ of Habeas Corpus

no longer valid

 

I am not a crook

the battles are relevant

to keeping freedom

 

I am not a crook

but liberal media

lies distort the truth

 

I am not a crook

I am the president and

I’m above the law

 

I am not a crook

bullying from the pulpit

with extreme swiftness

 

I am not a crook 

Releasing inmates from jail

to rape new victims

 

I am not a crook

Raising your taxes higher

after a promise

 

I am not a crook

in simplistic haiku burst

of pure denial

 

I am not a crook

though Seminole Indians

may beg to differ

 

I am not a crook

We begin bombing in five

Minutes—Is this on?

 

 

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

series of haiku on different American presidents.  Written during 43's regime.

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word_man's picture

sounds like nixson as much as

sounds like nixson as much as clinton

i`m not a crook


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I was actually randomly

I was actually randomly writing about various presidents and presidential candidates throughout our history.  There are references to Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, Nixon, Clinton, Bush, Reagan etc.  This is something that will likely be an ongoing work so there will probably be extensive additions for the current jackass.

 

word_man's picture

i will watch for it

i will watch for it


ron parrish