#honey #vinegar #attractflies #horseshit

HONEY & VINEGAR

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SLEEPY TIME POEMS

 

Fools say,

“You can attract more flies

with honey than vinegar.”

 

But you can attract
even more flies with horseshit

so what is the point?

 

And flies are undesirable.

Why exactly

am I seeking to attract them?

 

I don’t know about you

but I usually just swat them

with a newspaper

when they show up anyway.

 

Author's Notes/Comments: 

a lot of age old adages really piss me off.

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