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Penile Love

He was an odd man, who liked to hold his penis,
He always stayed with his aunt,
Never had a girlfriend,
And his mother used to clean for us.

 

Not particularly handsome,
He searched high and he searched low,
Girls liked him but they'd always say,
'You can't be holding your penis all day'.

 

One day he chopped it off,
And put it in a jar,
He found a girl to marry,
But their sex life never got far.

 

1:30 AM 5/23/2013 ©