Big Ears

Sitting in class one day

the teacher said we would,
spend the last 20 minutes
asking questions

well rose stood up and said i would
like to be first,he said go ahead rose
she asked laura how many boy friends she had
she asked bill if he ever had sex

then she turned to me and asked why my ears was so big
well i explained that my girl friend loved oral sex
every time i started to kiss her she would grab my ears and start
pulling me down between her legs

after a few months i explained
that my ears was stretched out
she never asked me any more questions
and she wasn`t my girl friend any more,,lol

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Shaking my head.....lol

Shaking my head.....lol

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sometimes a strange enity

sometimes a strange enity takes over my mind,,lol

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Lol oh snap!

Lol oh snap!

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don`t know where this stuff

don`t know where this stuff comes from,,thank you for reading

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LMAO

LMAO


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thank you

thank you

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Definitely

Not suitable for reading. Stand up comedy - not a good reason to quit your day job.


 

 

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lol

lol