girl friend,damn dog and a bag of candy

 
Girl friend,damn dog and a bag of candy

Girl friend,damn dog and a bag of candy

A Story by wordman

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my girlfriend said she was putting me on a diet,

no more sugar she said,

well one day she was at work

 

i was dog sitting while she worked

i got so hungry for some candy

loaded up the dog and went to the store

 

yeap,i bought a whole bag of candy

went home and i was in hog heaven

watching the game eating candy

 

well time for her to get home so i hid the candy

she came in and sit beside me,have you been eating candy

hell no honey i`m on a diet

 

well a few minutes later that damn dog

came into the living room carrying that bag of candy

she screamed out i knew you was eating candy

 

i jumped up and said

damn that`s the smartest dog i have ever seen the damn thing went to the store and bought a bag of candy

 

she looked back at me

and asked whos credit card the dog used,,,hers

 
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Phoenix_Rising's picture

Lol... that's funny

Lol... that's funny


*~I may fall, but just like the Phoenix, I will rise from the ashes~*

word_man's picture

thanks

thanks

SSmoothie's picture

Lol i love this!

Lol i love this! Delightfully  goofy! 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's life SIMS, but not as we know it" - ¡$&am

word_man's picture

u got any candy hid ? thank

u got any candy hid ? thank you

SSmoothie's picture

As a diabetic, hell yeah!

As a diabetic, hell yeah! Always! 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's life SIMS, but not as we know it" - ¡$&am

Cascade's picture

hahaha see what lying got

hahaha see what lying got ya?? lol shoulda got the dog some treats maybe she wouldn't have ratted you out

word_man's picture

no,no the dg bought the candy

no,no the dg bought the candy ,and made it look like it was me,,lol

thank you for the visit..

allets's picture

One Smart Dog

That's the one that ate the homework too, right? Humous write - slc


 

 

word_man's picture

was in a funny mood

was in a funny mood stella,thank you for the visit

bishu's picture

very very humorous

Thanks for the sweet innocent fun. I'll sleep well tonight my pal.jn


©bishu 

 

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i hope you do,and i wish you

i hope you do,and i wish you a merry christmas