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went bear hunting last week

got in the woods,pitched me a tent,

built me a fire,cooked me some food

sitting there watching for a bear,

next thing i know one is patting me on the back,

hell couldn`t get to my gun

he ate my food and started to smell me

i knowed i was fucked,i jumped up and

started to run but he knocked me down

i knowed he was about to eat me

so i did what any body would have done

i grabbed his dick and started to beat it

next thing i know he laid down on his back

he was moaning and smiling at me

well i knew i had to do something

so i jump up and run,i looked back over my shoulder

to see how close he was on me,he was still laying

on his back with three paws in the air and motioning 

me to come back with the other paw,,i gave up bear hunting...