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rebel rebel, i like to play scrabble with gregor mendel

those trilingual shovels are powered by diesel in april

i’ll never juggle oval waffles in the downward spiral

but it’s crucial to crumble quadruple turtles in the carpal



i’m in a spacecraft reading crankshaft

but don’t practice witchcraft on my floating raft

i eat macaroni and cheese made by kraft

because those carnivorous unicorns are overstaffed



you loon, those bassoons live on cocoons on neptune

expelling teaspoons of doubloons from the monsoon

noon comes soon, but national lampoon is immune

like raccoons running the platoon playing roller coaster tycoon



bon voyage, there’s cabbage in the sewer playing cribbage

your sandwich takes hostages in the scrimmage

calvin coolidhge pilferages my luggage in cambridge

and the partridge does rummage through the porridge on the drawbridge



frankenstein, don’t intertwine porcupines on the coastline

einstein redefines designs for alpine breadlines

leonard bernstein doesn’t find the cosine of valentines in the turpentine

and that’s why i use shoeshine on the airline to undermine canines



goddamn, i eat yams in a wigman in rotterdam

i’ve had enough of your flimflam

please scram and don’t slam ham through telegrams

i’ve driven a milligam in a trans-am through vietnam



there’s a boxcar on the radar, so use a crowbar on the bizarre antiar

seafood must protrude at subdued longitudes, and with that i conclude