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Making a Bruise on My Foot
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Things Gone Wrong Well,
It started when I was
sitting on the toilet.
I had finished using it,
so I stood up.
Although I pulled up
my underwear,
I wanted to
change my shorts.
So, I decided not to
pull up my shorts,
nor to pull them down,
for some strange reason.
I got up,
and since I
couldn't walk right,
with my shorts around my ankles.
I waddled,
yes, waddled,
towards the doorway
of the bathroom.
Now,
here is where
I call for your attention.
I waddled,
yes, waddled,
towards the door,
so I could go change my shorts!
I reach the bathroom door,
which is open all the way,
and my foot is extended,
as I am getting ready
to move onto my left foot.
My right foot
slides under the door,
my pinky toe not making it under.
The pinky toe stretched,
or something like that,
and threw me into
horrible pain.
My toe,
my toe,
or was it my foot?!
I had no clue,
just that it hurt!
