There once was a man named Roy
Who ever since he was a boy
Didn't like the term 'huddled masses'
Used by pompous asses to refer to lower classes
Roy would prefer to be addressed as part of the 'hoi polloi'
Roy's friends and family, they would laugh
'Hey Roy! Your brain, where's the other half?
You have a good reason to smile
As a member of the rank and file
You can't be part of the hoi polloi, but can join the riffraff!'