There was a young gal named Judy
She was a real cutie
'I get the best men' she'd boast
'The best from coast to coast
Know why they love me the most? It's my booty!'
Of her booty, Judy couldn't be prouder
As she got older, her boasting got louder
I'm not one to judge her
She became a big shot judge, uh
Judy, some things you say, are they even allowed, huh?