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There once was a woman named Betty

Who came home from the gym feeling hungry and sweaty 

Called her local pizzeria

They said 'Is this Sophia?

You sound just like Estelle Getty'

Betty said 'You guys deliver, right?

I'm not Estelle Getty or Betty White

Now it's 1:00, like to get my order by 2:00

Is that something you guys can do?

I'm in a rush, don't wanna miss my flight'

'Where am I going? The Serengeti

Why go there? Know this sounds petty

A secret only known to a few

What the heck! Gonna tell you 

A place there makes great meatballs and spaghetti!'