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Could you dye?
There was a young woman Diane
Who said 'I'm having a problem, man
The beauty parlor said
'You can't dye your hair red'
Said I can't, but they're wrong, yes I can'
Diane, I thought that you knew
One thing you never should do
If you dye your hair red, use the sink
It never occurred to me, never would think
You would drink the dye, what's wrong with you?
It is with a great deal of sorrow
I must make the announcement to follow
Diane never did get
The chance to dye her hair yet
But you can bet her funeral is tomorrow
lol now this was funny.
lol now this was funny.
Only now it’s funny?
Only now it's funny? Then it wasn't funny? I just created it this morning! Wow, life is getting too fast paced for me. Thank you for your kind words.