When he was in office, Obama
Maintained an image of cool, had no drama
Don't know why I included that today
Has nothing to do with what I'm gonna say
Listen to the story, ok, about a Papa and a Mama
Mama was a sweetheart, Papa an a-hole
One night Papa attacked Mama with a salad bowl
For this he went to jail
Some time later Mama got an email
Mama, she'll be rockin' 'cause Papa ain't rollin', no parole!