There's a landlord named Lou who I know
Is Lou a little crazy? I'd say so
When the rent comes due
He'll come looking for you
Like he was Lieutenant Colombo
He'll confront you and say to you 'You sir
Must pay me the rent that is due, sir'
Lou, why such a hurry?
You don't have to worry
Lieutenant, I'm a tenant who pays his rent! True sir?