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As long as he’s FDIC insured
Was babysitting my 4 year old grandson, see
He started throwing a tantrum, woe is me
Had to run to the bank
Talk to my banker Hank
About my maturing CD, took him along with me
I said 'Hank, what I'd like to do
I realize this will sound strange to you
I'd like in 6 months my CD will mature
But, take a look at my grandson, he sure
Has not. Can I add him to the account and renew?'
