There once was a gal named Wanda
Who, in her free time, would aimlessly wander
The time she got lost, Wanda wondered
My aimless wandering, have I blundered?
When who, in her Honda, almost hit her? Jane Fonda!
Wanda desired a relationship with Jane Fonda
Jane said 'Won't be here, making a movie 'The Wild Blue Yonder'
Wanda said 'Jane?
You drive me insane
But your frequent absences make my heart grow Fonda'