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There was a hot gal named Maureen

Most peculiar gal I've ever seen

Though she was hot 

Was she smart? She was not 

I'll explain to you what I mean 

Her new boss, she wanted to impress

But Maureen was such a hot mess

Though she showered, had breakfast, got dressed 

She didn't go to work, too depressed

Maureen wanted to go, but forgot the address 

Her boss told Maureen 'You're getting sloppier 

You spilled ink all over the copier

Was gonna fire you today 

But I'm letting you stay

At least till I end up on top uh ya!'

If we're talking about Maureen

As strange a gal as you've seen 

That time I recall

She moved her desk to the hall

She said 'I can't face the fax machine!'

Her boss said 'Maureen, I said this before, I'll remind ya'

The fax? You need to put it behind ya

Maureen said 'You out of your mind?

I should put the fax in my behind?

I'll file an harassment suit if I feel inclined ta!'