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The story of Val, a real cutie 

Who was blessed with a really cute booty

Which the men loved so much

But when one reached out to touch 

Val got mad, got a gun, and she shoot he

When Val found out the judge who'd hear her case

She said 'This judge we need to replace 

She's so very rude

Always in a bad mood

Judge Judy I don't wanna face!'

Judge Judy stayed on the case, ok?

After the guilty verdict, this is what she had to say

'Val, though you're really cute 

You had no right to shoot 

You, we'll electrocute, have a nice day'