First visit to this ophthalmologist.
Siitting in the waiting room for an hour.
Finally, a gentleman enters.
Me: 'Eye doctor?'
'No, I doctor. You patient'
'Yes, but I'm losing it'
'Losing what?'
'My patience'
'How can you lose your patients?
You're not a doctor!'
'This is ridiculous. I'm ready to
walk out and say 'see you later''
'I don't care about you seeing
me later. I want you to see me now!
Isn't that why you came here?'
'I don't see the difference..'
'Exactly. That's why you're here.
So I can help you see the difference'
'Oh, I see'
'Then why are you bothering me?
Get out of my office!'