A woman named Dot I was told
Recently came down with a cold
You'd think that's not a big deal
But to Dot, the stress it caused was real
So into the E.R. she strolled
'I spoke to a doctor' says Dot
'I assumed that they know a lot'
Said 'It won't stop running, what's in my nose?
I need to see a doctor who knows
I kept saying it is, he kept saying it'snot!'