He would’ve preferred a woman

Donald Trump made an appointment today for a manicure

Called them and said 'I must cancel today because on TV I just saw

An ophthalmologist, who, just like me, looked to be very wise

Said if you look at the eclipse, you could permanently damage your eyes

When I come for a manicure a man, my nails, he always clips

I don't want to find tomorrow that I am blind, because I saw what? Eclipse!'

Donald Trump, what else can I say?

This man wants to be President of the USA??

 

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Sadder still, he was the best

Sadder still, he was the best one then and all signs say will again.. 


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