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You can bet on it
There's so many problems that plague us
I'm thinking of moving to Vegas
An idea worth pursuing
What I'm thinking of doing
Hopin' to open a string of bodegas
Considered moving to Reno
My wife said 'Reno? Better be no
No, I'm not going
You better be knowing
I'd much rather live in Encino!'
By the way, you know Al Pacino?
Saw him in a Vegas casino
I thought it was him
It wasn't, looked like him
He was having a cappuccino
My friend Simon lives in Seattle
He's trying to raise some cattle
How he ended up there isn't clear
Maybe because he can't steer
Tell you more but I promised I wouldn't tattle
Could move to Seattle like Simon but it's wetter
Also, gets chilly so I'd need a sweater
But, there's something in Seattle they don't do
At least, not like in Vegas and Reno, it's true
In Seattle, ask Simon, Nobody does it..Bet! Huh?
