Once in a while, I don't feel like cooking, you know
So I'll order something I can pickup to go
Sometimes, I like to order Chinese
It's fast, it's tasty, they aim to please
One of my favorite dishes I suppose, is the dish General Tso's
Just say it. General Tso's Chicken!
My pulse and heart rate, both will quicken
To me, General Tso's chicken is even better
Than the one advertised as finger lickin'!
Lately though, I hesitate to order the dish I think so great
I feel a tremendous sense of guilt
My feeling of guilt, full blown, to the hilt
Why do I feel this way? Listen what I have to say
I hesitate to order General Tso's chicken because..
It's General Tso's Chicken! Huh? Let me explain
Whether I order it often or only once in a while as a treat
If I order General Tso's Chicken, what is General Tso gonna eat?
That's his chicken, it's not mine
I don't wanna take his chicken! That's not fine
I don't care if it's bland or spicy
It's really not very nice, see? So,
I'M OPPOSED TO EATING GENERAL TSO'S!
AM I CHICKEN? YOU BET I AM!
Without getting into specifics, Tso's a General!
I'm not messin' with no General! No, no, no!
Ok, I know! No mo' General Tso!