Clark can’t super can

There once was a man named Clark 

Who lost that romantic spark 

Yes, you heard that right

Couldn't perform in the light

And couldn't perform in the dark

 

The problem caused lots of strife

Between him and his lovely wife

She said 'Honey, please listen

You know what I'm missin'

Without it, it's an unhappy life'

 

'Honey, you listen to me

I'm so miserable, you can see

The problem, of course

Is no intercourse 

Without it, a divorce must be!'

 

So, she left Clark for a new man

A superintendent named Dan

Kind of a nincompoop

When in a group

But alone with her..

He's Tarzan!

 

Today, she's doing fine

She's sitting on cloud nine

That man Dan is hung! She'll

Be Queen of the Jungle

Every day from now on

How divine!

 
 

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lol cute write. I really

lol cute write. I really enjoyed it

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I’m glad you enjoyed it..

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

You thinks it's a cute write?

Thank you Ramona.

You know why that is?

Because it comes from a cute writer.

You know what makes me a cute writer?

I know all the angles.

To be honest, I actually don't know all the angles.

There are some I don't know, but am willing to try.

I'll try any angle.

I'm a cute 'try angle' writer.

Sometimes I'm not a cute 'try angle' writer.
There are times when I'm obtuse.

When that happens I'm an 'obtuse try angle' writer.

But that only happens in the summer usually.

Only when it's above 90 degrees. 
If it stays below 90 degrees I'll remain an..a cute 'try angle'

Right?

Er..