I have a friend, she's very strange
I would say she's even deranged
The problem you see
She'll pronounce an 'a' like an 'e'
She says 'I wenna, but I can't chenge'
Told her to leave NYC. Could arrenge
for her to go West, get a home on the renge
She said 'Don't wenna home
Where the buffaloes roam
Too discouraging
There's no Manhattanhenge!'