1) The Cow
The cow is an animal easily pleased
especially when getting her teats squeezed
2. Reflections on Ice-Breaking
Get to know her
lick her slower
3. The Duck
If you're on the bus
and a duck should ask
'May I have your seat?'
Don't get up
Who gets up for a duck?
You get down..
from a duck!
4. The Fly
I don't care why or what
See a fly? Gonna swat!
5. The Octopus
Are they arms?
Are they legs?
Matters not what I think
Ther only thing that matters is..
stop spraying me with your ink!