Ogden Nash redux

1) The Cow

The cow is an animal easily pleased

especially when getting her teats squeezed

 

2. Reflections on Ice-Breaking

Get to know her

lick her slower

 

3. The Duck

If you're on the bus

and a duck should ask

'May I have your seat?'

Don't get up

Who gets up for a duck?

You get down..

from a duck!

 

4. The Fly

I don't care why or what 

See a fly? Gonna swat!

 

5. The Octopus

Are they arms?

Are they legs?

Matters not what I think 

Ther only thing that matters is..

stop spraying me with your ink!

 

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