Duck

Have you heard

About the bird

It's not a bird

It's a Mandarin duck

In Central Park lake

His plumage is gorgeous

A male duck is a drake

He wants to forge/suss

Out a relationship

With a female Mandarin duck

But he's out of luck

There's no female duck

Poor Mandarin duck

I mean Mandarin drake

He has no one to "bleep''

Must be hard to take

He must get down

Hey, down from a duck!

Ok, now I'm stuck

Better look both ways

Or get hit by a truck

Then I'm outta luck

Like the duck

I mean the drake

In the lake

In Central Park

 

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