Judgmental Asshole

I look at myself in the mirror

And suddenly I feel inferior

You don't even know me but the words you say

The words you said that every day

Said I was "hot an easy kinda hot"

The words that seemed to hurt a lot

I don't even know you, but I know you're a pig

What part of your perverted personality was I suppose to dig?

You started all sweet, then turned right cold

Your sexist façade just happen to unfold

You think I look easy, be in bed real fast

How long do you think your bullshit would last?

I don't dress slutty, or even absurd

Lies came from the mouth that you heard

You're a judgmental asshole thought you should know

I'm sorry if it didn't happen the way you thought it might go.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is to the asshole that said I was hot... in an easy kinda way... as far as I'm concerned he's very lucky I wasn't able to slap the far outta him!! Heh asshole.

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Tha Poetic Son's picture

"Said I was "hot an easy kinda hot"
The words that seemed to hurt a lot
I don't even know you, but I know you're a pig
What part of your perverted personality was I suppose to dig?"

LOL... I love that part of the poem. The ending was great too, but those lines above ... CLASSIC!

Peace and Blessings
POE

Robert Locke's picture

What can I say? Most men are stupid. And this is comming from a guy.

Hidden Illusion's picture

Hey there,

lol, funny poem but I like it I like it! Keep up the great work! =D

~ Hidden Illusion ~

Brooke Stepp's picture

This is a great poem. I was with a guy kind of like this. I'm glad that I got out of it. I despise guys like that. They give all the good guys a bad name. Nice poem and keep writing!

Sherry Knee's picture

this poem kicks ass! U tell it how it is Robin, and that why we love you so much!
This guy obviouslt doesnt know you or he wouldnt have said that bullshit! I like your comment, its cute!
Luv,
Shermany