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Peter picked on Pepper
Sally sold her soul
Suzie she sells her self by the sea shore
Gorgie was so poor! Gee!
Mary didn't give a damn
Quite contrary she let the weed garden grow
Betty bottler was up for a salted batter
Robert rolley rolled a Rolly
Sheila shortened her shorts shorter and became a snorter
Chuck would chuck a woody in his hoody,
If he could chuck wood.
Bonnie lies dumped in the ocean
Where is Jacques? Where is Jacques?
Tommy tucker was a fucker killed his wife for bread n butter
No wonder the little boy was blue...

Author's Notes/Comments: 

Sign of the times; a general lack of innocence...

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Innocense Lost

Excellent use of nursery rhyme characters modernized. The new nursery character is street saavy seems. Well said, SS. Enjoyed the puns.  - allets -