Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.

But sex is something that you and she never had.

When I told you that she has to be cheating, you got pretty mad.

You believe she'd never be unfaithful and that's pretty bad.

You think a girl can get pregnant by receiving a french kiss.

You have the IQ of a dog and I don't believe this.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

This is a fictional poem

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