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Umph!Umph!Umph! There he goes again

off to see his white girlfriend

he think just because she live on the west side

his wife don't know

he's a fool cuz she is hav'n him followed

she said she gonna take him for everythang he got

from his big ol'bank account right down to his

rolex watch

I told her go ahead girlfriend do what you got to do

Shiiit! Cuz if he was my man he would have been thru



She has been going thru a lot in the past few months

on account of him wanting that white girl's rump

Ooh! The first time girlfriend told me I swear

I felt her pain

especially when she told me she found his shirt

with lipstick stains

Of course he came up with some lame-ass excuse

he confused her so bad she didn't know what to do

So she let the first time slide

since he had such a good alibi

but it wasn't a pretty sight when the 2nd then 3rd

time rolled around

she used a vacuum cleaner to knock his ass down



she asked him who the mystery girl was

but he wouldn't tell her

so she said to hell with him thats when she

got the private investigator

when she found out his mistress was white

she turned pale as a ghost

she said that is the part that hurt the most

I told her girl I'm here for you thru thick & thin

Shit! As long as we got us we don't need no men

I made her laugh and smile but it didn't matter

there was nothing I could do to make her feel any better



Aw shit! Its ten o'clock and he is right on time

its really amazing what I see by peeking through the blinds