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I remember how it started

when he saw you over there

You were sitting right by

your sexy, sexy friend



Then he told his friend

to hook him up with her

I went up to you

and so you met that day



He was kind of upset

I picked you instead

Your friend was so much cuter

then you will ever be



He said whatever

you weren’t that ugly

You had a cute body

that he wouldn’t mind entering



So he took you for a ride

and I know you liked it

He said it himself

it wasn’t all that bad



Somewhere along the line

he fell for your body

I can’t believe it

he fell in love with you



O well I thought

you would make a good mother

Then come to find out

you’re a freaking feminist



He didn’t think twice

he’s all for women’s right

Big mistake I said

since you walked right over him



It’s so funny now

how he could fall for it

I mean on the real

you’re really not his type



He said you were everything

and you felt the same way

I told him it wasn’t true

but love is very blind



So know the kid is mad

because he fell for you

He was just talking to me

about how much he loved you



Good thing it was in the past

because that means he’s threw

How could you tell him that

you know he not that dumb



About time I thought

no one deserves your treatment

He treated you too good

that was the main problem



Baby you don’t look that good

straight up you don’t deserve him

I told him he was out of your league

now he finally believes me



He told me how you said to him

you didn’t love him

You said you didn’t care for him

and you still wanted to be with  him



I always doubted your intelligence

news flash he did too

Your one dumb girl

to say something like that



Well I’m glad it finally happened

we going out to party later

I heard you told your friend

that you can do better



I feel bad for you

girl no one wants you

You are going to be single

for the rest of your life



With all those commitment issues

you ruined a good thing

Now you’re going to be on your own

guess that’s how you wanted it



Well anyway I’m writing this to you

to tell you one thing

If you ever need some dick

lose some weight, brush your teeth and give me a call