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Humor: Light and Dark by Jeph Johnson
I don't believe in horoscopes.
For instance,
I know several people born
between May 21st and June 20th
who did not share the womb
I once had consensual sex
with someone on her birthday
in early September
But most of all,
I just can't believe
that everyone born between
June 21st and July 22nd
will succumb to malignancy
(even if they all
seem to be crabby)
