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"To All The Wenches"
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Take Two To All The Wenches
Have you met Brians cuzzin' Gertie ?
Damn she's flirty,
She'll drink all your beer,
While nuzzlin your ear
Ya can't blame cuzzin Gertie
She was born and raised in Villenerdie
Nobody there but menfolk and family
Just a girl and her dreams from Bamie
Only thing she could do was eat, drink, and wish her name was Mary
I've also met Mary,
She's quite scary,
But she didn't half sing
All about your thing
Gertie wishin she was Mary every day
And Mary raising more than eyebrows when she played
No wonder all the menfolk went fishin
and came home a-stinkin
I heard that she was keen,
On every fisherman shes seen.
She's been heard to cackle,
As she's admired their tackle
Cuzzin Gertie and Next Door Mary
Believe it or not
From the same family
They took the menfolk a-fishin
and did more than wishin
Them girls were taken
Hook Line and Sinker
And out popped a bunch of Redneck Stinkers...
Collab by Yabbs and Passionaterider
