Sage

~Sage~

 

Time

has taken away the smokes.

The booze. The women. Not

necessarily

in that order. And now

the doc says

if I masturbate

while catheterized

I might get an infection. 

She doesn't fool me.

I'm still far-sighted,

like the owl. 

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congratulations

 

made me laugh! congratulations on your victories over cigarettes

and booze... a psychic told me I died in one lifetime as an alcohol in

a French gutter



 

 

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Thanks

I only quit drinking beer because it was giving me horrible headaches. I'm able to have one or two, now. I'm glad the poem made you laugh. :)

 


"There is no good writing, only good editing."

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Haha! I love the spirit of

Haha! I love the spirit of this poem, it just does things to me! I just giggled and gasped and smiled at such abrupt intimacy that only you could muster im sure in that big throbbing mind of yours even if its being syphoned of its creative juices, I'm glad it landed here! ;) 


Don't let any one shake your dream stars from your eyes, lest your soul Come away with them! -SS    

"Well, it's love, but not as we know it."

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Thanks

I'm glad you found the poem entertaining. That's the goal. :)


"There is no good writing, only good editing."

S74rw4rd's picture

This poem resonates very

This poem resonates very deeply with me, as I have experienced the catheter too.


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