The Humble Christian Woman

Lord Jesus, you saved me...................

From the alcohol and drugs

From the skanky people I sleep with

From the failed marriages and unraised children

From the IRS wanting to repo my trailer

From the long lines in wal mart

From another unwanted pregnancy and finally from my fourth husbands brother that thinks I still want to carry on an affair

Jesus responds to the humble christian by saying "You don't really need me child, you need some GODDAMN COMMON SENSE

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blondelf's picture

Lmao!!! XD thats awsome. And u talk about that alot.
In case u dont no, its Elf ^_^ and btw i cant email people cuz dads a ya no lol.