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A Ride In The Toilet
One day I went to the loo
Really needing a number two
I was very relaxed as I sat
Then something pulled me down the toilet gap
It pulled really hard and held on tight
As I went soaring through the toilet pipe
Out I came as I slid down
And found myself in something smelly and brown
Without my family I felt all alone
So I crawled up the pipe straight back home
And now I’m at home it’s all done
I need to finish wiping my bum
