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As you can see from this copy of my about me section from my youtube channel I have no standards as to what constitutes poetry.

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Neither Do I

Hence, I like your poem. Standardlessly and beyond redemption, I am allets. stella spelled backward. p.s. that's a lot of days, but I'm thinking impeacheableness or betraying or rubbin' the wrong constituency the wrong way - that would not be good. Still, he is President and although the Republicans did not respect, we shall try because we have blessed the higher ground and intend to keep it. Good write! - Stella L. Crews