I cant be your buddy cause your hair is too long

I can't be your buddy cause your hair is too long

You look like my chinese neighbor Chun Fu Wong.

If you got a haircut then maybe I'll consider

I can't be your pal until your hair is short for sure.



I can't be your buddy cause your hair is too long

Its longer than a foot and your hair is in the way of my salad tongs

It gets in the way whenever you sit down

whenever you turn your head it makes a wipping sound.



I can't be your buddy cause your hair is too long

Seeing this as fate as the clock is hung.

Dont make a sound, dont blink nor cry

I rather be friends with a fly.



I can't be your buddy cause your hair is too long

I'm friends with a monkey his name is Donkey dong{all rights Reserved}

this relationship wont last likea flag furl

You need to get your hair shorter even if you are a girl


Author's Notes/Comments: 

Not to offend anyone excedt Jerimiah in my Algebra II class. i dont like that guy!!

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sally's picture

Chun Fu Wong...I was going to name my kid that..but then he'll have to have long hair. Damn you! lol
this is really funny. It gets in the way of my salad tongs.... lol.....

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Kevin Williams's picture

Bravo..