"What Happens After Love Letters " by Sharee M. Givens (inspired by Millie because he brings out the woman in me)

"What Happens After Love Letters " by Sharee M. Givens
(inspired by Millie because he brings out the woman in me)
START-
When someone is willing 2 listen to your drama and daydreams
but you better give them the option of mustard, ketchup, or pickles
before you slap on the buns.
PHASE 2-
The day when coffee, creamer, and sugar is awaiting you beside a
plate of fried eggs and toast with bacon being optional and they
follow it up with a "cookie" automatically-even though it will make
your ass fatter.
PHASE 3-
No more struggling, no pain and no worries.
The past is left far behind and is replaced with love, trust, and honor.
Instead of being addicted to drugs, alcohol, bad behavior, or seeking
happiness-you desire a more fulfilling punishment of hugs, kisses, and
all the beautiful things true love brings.
PHASE 4-
You get past the nervousness and turn into total goofballs and sometimes
forget you're adults because you turn into human "muppets" filled with
laughter, goofy love songs, and you have staring contests before making
out like wild pigs.
PHASE 5-
Things start getting serious.
All the bumps, bruises, cuts, and scrapes of your lives combined somehow
manage to stay afloat because not only do you sleep together to see who
can snore the loudest. Finally, you have reached the ultimate level of
screwing each other mentally, physically, and spiritually until you achieve
maximum pleasure of truly becoming one attractive "rock solid" soul.
PHASE 6-
KEEP IT SIMPLE!
Smile, caress, give massages, wash each others backs all the way down
to the "curling" toes. Then exhale.
PHASE 7-
Congratulations! You reached the finish line and the start of your new life
together. "The marriage" is not just about saying "I do" or signing that
important piece of paper-its about commitment, effort, compassion, respect,
responsibility, and the ultimate sacrifice of building a positive life together
based on all the things that were missing from your past.
REBIRTH-
THIS IS YOUR ANGEL.
THIS IS YOUR SAFETY.
THIS IS YOUR KINGDOM.
No more hell, baby.
Just heaven on earth.
So pump it! Pump it! Pump it up-before that thing becomes limp, deflates and
falls off.
Seriously,
to truly be in love is not sex-but finding the true definition of a man or woman
that will catch you every time you fall in love with them every second, minute,
and hour of your everlasting days together.
Surrender to your heart and the rest will always work itself out.
To truly rise above the interference of sexual desire is more welcoming then
an orgasm.
This is the POPcorn in THE middle of the BALLOON,
which is my favorite.
P.S.
Experience, wisdom, and learning how to appreciate our mistakes is the sexiest
thing in the world to me.
Enough Said.

Author's Notes/Comments: 

my hero, here on earth.