OFFICIALLY TONYA HARDINGED

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BARD'S SHARDS

 

They show the image

the uncontrollable sobbing

broken leg, pipe wrench

and America’s new sweetheart

sabotaged by jealous bridesmaid

 

and now

we sit in lonely apartments

drinking alone at midnight

barely able to hold the pen

required to write these words

 

The whole fucking year

has now been

officially Tonya Hardinged

still 7 months left to salvage

but no one is holding out much hope

 

allets's picture

Good one!

And then it got set on fire. Who knew? ~S~
 


...a

 

georgeschaefer's picture

the murdeer hornets are still

the murder hornets are still laying low.  I guess they're coordinating with assassin squirrels to plan a blitzkrieg.