Toilet paper gilded in gold


quickly tarnished

by inexperienced investors


the ephemeral value

not lost in the moment;

depreciation imminent


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allets's picture

A Stock Market Poem

Thanks. I needed one of those! The TP crisis is laughable until u get down to your last roll. ~S~

Lady A


georgeschaefer's picture

I've managed to get by

I've managed to get by without resorting to sluicing so I'm feeling okay.

Stephen's picture

Toilet paper.

My 30 mega rolls stand at attention ready for their use.  Stephen

georgeschaefer's picture

My mother used to hoard

My mother used to hoard toilet paper back in the day.  I never suspected that she was a visionary ahead of her time.