PostPoems Be Artistic. Be Creative. Be Inspired!

I'm here to bring you to the beginning

these pages of gold like the Bible

my black book so precious, yet anonymous for a title

a collection of babes I've collected from the past

I'm gonna bless you all with names, 1st letter to the last

This girl named ALEXANDRA lived right down the block

she was straight gangsta, used to sell nics and rocks

ANDREA Smith was a cheerleader in school

she had the sexiest legs that would make a guy drool

ANGEL was a dime, but didn't know how to kiss

had to give her lessons, now she's top of the list

AMEL has an angellic voice that was so dope

she almost had a recording contract with Interscope

met this girl named ALLISON straight from CA

we exchanged numbers while driving on the freeway

AMY had nipples the size of thumbs

and this big girl named AUDREY always hums when she cums

I smashed ABIGAIL and ASHLEY, these white girls from college

ALONDRA is a professor who gave me "knowledge"

I remember doing things with ANGELA Scott

then I had to skip town; we got caught by her pops

this one chick from Trinidad, her nmae was ANTIONETTE

she owned a home, a Humvee, a BM and a jet

the prima dona ADRIANA maintains a Coke bottle shape

as ANNA and AMANDA schemed to make a threesome tape

I didn't allow that to happen, had to play low key

until I met APRIL, head of the church committee

ARIEL always called when her menstral was gone

Baby, lemme call you back, I have someone else on.....



(clicks over)

GEMINI: Hello?

APRIL: Hey Gem, what's up?

GEMINI: Hey what's up, ummmm, err....

APRIL: It's me, April. You forgot already?

(Gem lookin disappointed, slaps palm across his forehead)

GEMINI: (phony speech) Oh, yeah....real pleasure to hear from you. What's goin on with you?

APRIL: Did you get my messages?

GEMINI: Uh huh.....all 5 of em!

APRIL: How come I didn't see you in church yesterday? You know I told the congregation you were going to be there, and they really looked forward to meeting you. So that means you're going next week, right? Cuz Pastor Richards and family is coming all the way from Florida to be here for this event. Make sure you don't come to my church broke and busted. The Lord don't like cheap folks. Then there's the Women's Day picnic....the afternoon service of revival. Then there's Bible study tomorrow...sweetheart, you MUST do something about them braids. You can't come to my church lookin thugged out! What will my folks say? And honey...you need to start singing, cuz choir practice is coming.....BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, YADA, YADA, YADA....



(Gemini hangs up the phone, shaking his head in disbelief.) lol



written 9/02