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One of the common incidents

at concerts

is young ladies not wanting

to wait in line

for the women’s room

so they use the men’s room

Most guys don’t seem to care

although I’ve always wondered

how women would feel

if I snuck into their room

but these bold young lasses

don’t always get away with it

At the River Blues Festival

at Penn’s Landing

there was a young lady

(about 20,21, I guess)

Who got caught

A fearless security guard

actually came into the Men’s Room

to track her down.

He made her leave

and get into the long line

for the women’s room

Thank God

this security guard was there

to save the day

and preserve the sanctity

of the men’s room

from this wanton invasion.

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