They say

what happens in Martinique

is supposed

to stay in Martinique

unless some dumbass fool

like me

decides to fashion

the incident into a haiku




She twerks in beauty

can't be subtle as Don Byron

I enjoy the dance.


Author's Notes/Comments: 

As a bonus, I decided to include the haiku in question.  And somewhere a nurse from Queens is pissed off at me.

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You Missed Your Calling

Stand up comedy - yes, you mised it. Still smirking - :D slc



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maybe later.  I got my AARP

maybe later.  I got my AARP card a couple years ago.  I ready for the next phase of my life.

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Made me chuckle

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a chuckle a day works as well

a chuckle a day works as well as an apple.