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The Purse
I was walking down the street and i was stopped by this old women who asked me to hold her purse and then she ran to a cop and said he stole my purse the cop runs up to me and starts beating me and then i hear him say here your purse mrs greenland. I'm like for crying outloud officer i was holding it for her and then she said yes thats right except he put weed in there to frame a pour old little lady, I'm like what is your beef and she disapeard,old but . I am walking down the rode holding my head, I see a house on fire i run and notice there are kids in there, So i take off running into the house and grab the kids and next thing i know i hear someone yelling he is kidnapping those kids, I get outside and i am cuffed and put in the back of a police car with this crazy guy george who claims he had the power to make jello into chocolate. I'm like k what ever, So i end up at the jail and they are holding me in this room empty and cold, and then comes the cop ok you sick fuck time for your shower, I'm making my way down to the shower room and i hear YO GUYS FRESH MEAT!!!! and i'm like uh yeah, so i go into the shower and there are these gangsta wanting a peice of me well i am holding the soap and it falls out of my hand all the guys waited me for to bend over but guess what SOAP ON A ROPE i pulled out A semi Automatuc Xp2 Assult Rifle and blow those fuckers to kindom kong, After that i am released and sent back home. So then i read the article that says Local boy acused of kidnapping and arsen Jesus Mrs Greenland did it again
