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she said she liked the tolilet

and i like the plunger too

she said it lacks of self esteem

i just turn around and say fuck you



this is my time to ask you the question

why do we have to leave the toilet seat up

this is the answer they always tell me it's i had enough

do you want to know what she said i can't belive my girl said she wants me dead

and all her friends are all shit heads and my wife said she wants me dead



she runs the vacume cleaner

i poor the clorox bleach

she likes the only pleasure

i like beating my meat



was it a big deal and what does it have to do with me

she says i'm always horney and never wants to sleep

i guess thats why my wife wants me dead



she said she likes the time we had

i really couldn;t stand her dad

we headed home and she broke down sad

all because i hated her dad



i didn't mean to hurt you

my father told me to just run

i couldn't belive those things she said

i guess thats why she wants me dead

i should just sit at home and regret my marriage to her



she doesn;t know the way i feel about her

she doesn't care and takes a shower

and i'm heading down

i;m heading down