Craigslist Personals Twitter II

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Hopeful optimist

by Craigslist Personals

 

Me,"Mario", so I know you're real.

Seeking loyal female

An unmeasurable amount of sexapeal

Do people say you are pale?

 

You're the worst musician ever

Just wanna go on a date

Paint dry and masturbate forever

Wanted - Crazy Roommate!

 

Ass!!! BON A PETIT BOOGER EATER!!!

But real woogie boogie outer space

Have made the internet better…

Out making the world a worse place

Sneakers, standing in your dumpster

 

 

@craigslistlove

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