Author Information
God a Big Bang an A Damned Chicken
Folder:
X - Files Because that's it ! That's the whole fucking problem.He expelled at loud volume .
what the fuck are you babbling about now ?
the big bang theory , god ,the chicken or the egg !
Oh hell put that thing down you're more fucked up than I thought !
No man ,think about it. the scientists say every living thing came from a bunch of rocks blowing the hell up and scattering all existing matter and space considered as a whole; the cosmos You know the Universe !
Yep You're Definitely High ! You been watching Star Trek again ?
No ! The Science Chanel ........
Well You better stop it or stop getting high , cause you'er messed up !
People will think your crazier than I am .....
You're not crazy , just deferant ......
Really think so ?
Yegh .
Cool ...........................................................
Okay I'll bite
What's up with god an the egg an chicken ?
Because that's it !
What the fuck ?
I said the chicken and the egg and you said the egg an chicken .
Oh holly mother of hell here we go again !
Okay before I kill your chicken where's god supposedly fit into this conversation ? and pass that over here !
Easy man ...... they say god created life ......
( Heavy Drag ) Yep that's what they say ....
then that means god had to be alive to do it ?
I guess so .
then which came first god who created all this or life that created god
Oh My Aching Ass !
Give Me that
No More Science Channel before We go camping again !!!
...................................................................
laying there looking up at the stars ......
So ?
That's all from one big bang hugh ?
Yegh .......
Tell You what
If You don't tell Me any more about God a Big Bang an A Damned Chicken
I won't tell You how the internal combustion engine makes Your Car Work !
DEAL !!!
~ D Donner ~
I have left the names out to protect the Not So Innocent .....
But this was a actual conversation ........Well as much of it as I remember ! lol
That is why
God is God !
KS
ROFLMAO
.
A modern morality play with a tote or two. Crisp and reality based dialog. YEGH - this is a poem about fried chicken feet ain't it? An instant classic by the chamber pot...I mean The Trash Can bard. : ) ~ Stella
See ! There Ya Go Again , I
Every story-teller bends the myth to his own purpose. that's why a Hero has a thousand faces