"Jesus 2019"

by Jeph Johnson


I exist.

Go ahead, doubt me.


I have more faith in myself than you do in your God.


Go ahead, challenge me.


I'll race your Jesus up the hill to that tree.

You say "go"...


I'll even give him a 2,018 year head start.


What? You say He created everything.

The universe?

Those mountains?


Sorry, that was Me.


Prove it?



Just have enough faith in me and I'll move that mountain right now.


It didn't move?


Well you just didn't have enough faith. Keep trying.




Yeah. I wanted that to happen.

My will.

My ways are mysterious too.

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this is awesome. 


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